BUGS

There are bugs in this house. I have never seen them before. The past few days I have watched them transform from small black bugs that seemed to be content crawling up the outter walls of the house into home invaders. They are smarter than I thought, and they have grown larger and have learned to fly. God is punishing me, and I am sure of it. "Get a job or I will infest your house with bugs." That's what he is saying... Sitting up there, just laughing his holy ass off while he watches me twitch and slap. I am sitting in the house of plague. I don't have any crops, otherwise he would have sent the locusts. They started outside of the house. Smart bugs I tell you. I have to find a way to get them out.



Maggie (my step sister who I live with) happens to think that catching a few in a jar and taking them to Zamzows is the answer. Maybe she is right, and they will have an answer to our bug problem. I have my doubts though. I don't trust those people... The employees at Zamzows allowed my mother to buy over 40 birds from their store within a 6 month span. Doesn't that seem a little irresponsible to you? I for one, would be asking questions after the first TEN. "What are you doing with all these birds?" for example. How many parrots, cockatoos, or blue bellied finches does one woman need? Grandpa and I were forced to live in a house with 40 birds. 40 loud, squalking, shitting birds. Did the Zamzows people ever bother to ask if the crazy bird woman lived with other people who might be disturbed by the constant noise? No. Irresponsible, and money hungry. They will sell you 100 parrots as long as you pay in cash, with no reguard to the ear drums of your family members or the sanity of your 86 year old live-in father. I had a point here, believe me. Ah yes... So, who is to say that Zamzows won't try to sell us 40 bags of bug killing fertilizer and call it a day?

I am determined to survive this attack, and if God wants to send a flood I have plenty of high-waters... I'll leave that topic for my next post. :) Goodnight.